Thursday, September 12, 2019
Who is the Gutsiest Martyr?...
Candidate on the Back Foot: "That very fact of being on the Defense makes me a good candidate for Top Martyr, surely! And I'm not as young as I used to be, not as good-looking, so I need to do my hair up and put on a bit of make-up to be seen publicly. Those things done, I'm confident the grapevine will spin my deeds, especially the most embarrassing and martyrish, in a positive way, and I will soon continue to wield as much power and influence as I used to do in the past. I'm going to have to taunt my enemies a bit in order to keep on gaining power...For The Good Of The TOWN!...(Arty Zipf voice!) With my SJW's at my back, I may even dare to accuse them of things that weren't wrong, (like defending silly "deplorables"), and try to make them look bad. Even though I may deserve it in every way, stealing vineyards and throwing noble humans to the mob, please, just DON'T throw ME out of the window..."
Candidate on the Front Foot: "I've been not-so-young-anymore a LOT longer than the Lady Candidate! But that doesn't matter so much when you're a man. Live with it! I don't have to worry about people calling my hair a toupee, or noticing I have white around my eyes from wearing sunglasses. The more they spin me negative, the more identification and sympathy I get from the zillions in the ginormous Dork Squad who voted for me, that is anyone who is not one of the Mean Elites. I already have the power that my opponents are craving so badly, and when you do such a good job of winning as I am, all you have to do to hang onto it is have God at your back! He loves me by the way! I need Him absolutely because Jealousy is an even stronger dark spirit than Rage. The Love Spirit of the King blows through me to cast out all fear. I don't care if anyone thinks I'm a big meannie if I say to her servants who are tired of her blood-curdling tyranny, "Throw her down!..."
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I promised not to yap about politics for the rest of the day if my family members proofed my morning blog post here. No one got that I was comparing Hillary to Donald, and both of them as characters of the Jehu vs Jezebel account in the Bible. But they didn't find any typo's and I'm glad to have their help.
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ReplyDeleteBen Shapiro, the edgy op ed guy that I can't really quite bring myself to recommend watching, really had me beat for effective put-downs of Ms Clinton, comparing her to Dickens' "Miss Havisham"! That iconic picture of her looking through stacks of mock emails in a Venetian Art Exhibit was the accompanying art for his piece. According to Jesse Watters on "The Five", who appeared today fresh from doing his research on it, the Exhibit was HER idea, and when she rang them up to suggest it, at first they thought she was kidding...
Now is a good time to go down reminding Everybuddy that before he died, years before The Famous Election, Kim Clement prophesied not only that Mr Trump would win the Presidency, but that Hillary Clinton would one day have "a testimony second to none", so we are praying for her real self and wishing her nothing but the best. Political spirits don't deserve that trust and best wishes though, maybe just some grudging respect (they ARE the Kingdom of putting that principle first) only because God is still letting them operate on earth for awhile, and we respect HIS wishes!!!
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